christee-angel:

brassyasssassafrasaphone:

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this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin

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evilwizard:

when pressed for comment on the matter the senator humbly asked for the American people to stare long and hard into the eye of his ruby amulet

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nemfrog:

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“The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years.” Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

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andoutofharm:

another from now on we are enemies recording has hit the towers

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memeclassheroes:

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thecollectibles:

Cats painting studies by Paul Rabaud

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yeet–haw:

lesb0:

calling every instance of showing certain emotions “emotional labor” needs to stop. I just saw a post that was like “reminder that you do not ever need to be a good or kind person” like. Yes you DO???

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armorbird-archive:

okccomputer:

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

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big fucking mood

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89cats:

(by 里卡豆 Ricardo)

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depsidase:

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lilacandladybugs:

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

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gamesoflevitation:

Pete Wentz spoken word on the album

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zepdeans:

2021 seinfeld episode aaaaand go. jerry gets a call from a woman he slept with telling him she gave him a virus, but he can’t figure out if it was covid or an STD. george begins getting harassed in public because a main instigator of the capitol hill insurrection looks exactly like him. elaine wants to break up with her new boyfriend because he keeps gifting her NFTs, but can’t bring herself to do it because his apartment has a jacuzzi tub. kramer keeps dressing up as different people so he can receive as many vaccinations as possible.

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si1kvoid:

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